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Pablo Picasso was born on this day in 1881.
"When I was a child my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general. If you become a monk, you'll be the pope.' Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso."
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John Oliver stole my joke! If it's true that Trump was the "least racist person in the room" at the last debate, he was really saying that his whole family is more racist than him.
October 25, 2020
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Want an easy guide outlining what it will take for Biden to win the election?
1. He has to hold every state that Hillary won, which shouldn't be hard.
2. He needs to win Wisconsin and Michigan, and split Nebraska, which all polls have indicated all year, and which both campaigns seem to concede.
3. He then needs to win one of Pennsylvania, Arizona, Florida or North Carolina. Trump would have to sweep them to win.
4. Wildcard pickups could be Texas, Georgia, Iowa, or Ohio. Everything outlined in 1-3 is with the assumption that he loses them.
October 25, 2020
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Months ago, Trump griped that the Democratic plan to deal with pandemic voting would "lead to levels of voting, that if you'd agree to it you'd never have a Republican elected in this country again."
He said the secret part out loud- to remain in power, they need to make it harder for their opposition to vote, and harder the better. They wouldn't tolerate that from Democrats, and they'd be right.
October 25, 2020
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Amish aphorism of the day: "We're a little bit like rubber bands- we're only useful once we get stretched a little bit."
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Cosmopolitan- The Most Popular Horror Movie the Year You Were Born
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/movies/g5951/horror-movies-popular-the-year-you-were-born/
Counting back:
1980- The Shining
1979- Alien
1978- Halloween
1977- Eraserhead
1976- Carrie
1975- Jaws
1974- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
All solid! But then...
1973- Frogs???
October 25, 2016
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Defense mechanism list
I have a feeling one would go crazy memorizing this list and continuously analyzing one's own behavior. Don't psychologists have a high suicide rate?
October 25, 2015
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Emma insulted my dinner. She said it tasted like she made it.
October 25, 2009
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(That's a picture.)
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Punk rock fashion inspiration, Minnie Pearl, was born on this day in 1912.
"Watch out fer these fellers around here. It ain't safe fer a pretty girl. Why, I had one just now tell me I looked like a breath of spring. Well, he didn't use them words, exactly. He said I looked like the end of a hard winter."
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Marion Ross was born on this day in 1928.
"I think in Mrs. C, I certainly played myself. A very compulsive, sweet person."
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Pedro MartÃnez was born on this day in 1971.
"Jesus, I like him very much- but he no help me with the curve ball."
One of my all-time favorite baseball quotes!
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Another notable birthday- Samantha Bee (1969)
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Notable deathdays- Roger Miller (1992), Vincent Price (1993)
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Nietzsche- "The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly."
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Norm MacDonald- "“He has the disease of alcoholism. And he came to me... and he told me, and I’m the kind of guy that likes to look at the bright side of things. So I told him, I said, ‘Richie, it’s true that you have a disease and everything, but I think you got the best one.’”
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