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When handling a large snake, have one person for every four or five foot of snake.  When ants walk in a straight line, expect rain. A moderately experienced Scrabble player should average 20 points per play. Time to brag- my average is 26! When spit freezes before it hits the ground, it's at least 40° below zero. (I've and that experience!) For every hour that you're physically active, you can expect to live two hours longer. Always start rock scissors paper with paper. Most people go with rock because it's the shape of the hand makes most easily. The toilet furthest from the door is the least used and cleanest. To escape an alligator attack, run in a zigzag.  If you are innocent, do not take a lie detector test. If you are guilty, take one because it might exonerate you. If there are fewer than 12 people at a party, the conversation will revolve around one person talking. Told people are more and there will be multiple conversations going on at the same time. Documenta...